girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
