I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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