: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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