Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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