google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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