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i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet

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(408): View more from California

you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face

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(858): View more from California

Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"

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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...

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(845): View more from New York

Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.

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(716): View more from New York

I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything

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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.

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(315): View more from New York

well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people

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(614): View more from Ohio

Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?

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