The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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