I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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