We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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