dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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