READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I wish you could order shots online.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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