Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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