Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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