He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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