That's intense
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I came so hard my ears popped.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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