If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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