i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just google imaged poop.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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