She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We have so much sex to catch up on
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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