Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My ass is underappreciated
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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