Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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