break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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