Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Shame - the story of my life.
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