I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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