Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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