You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
