He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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