It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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