you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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