I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He shit in the fireplace
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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