Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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