Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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