$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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