I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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