ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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