Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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