You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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