big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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