Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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