Fuck appropriateness.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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