you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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