omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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