I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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