just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
