I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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