I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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