Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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