what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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