That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
