She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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