Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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