I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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