There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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