If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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